The Pirate Ship

Ahoy, folks! Grand news! I have traveled far from my home and to the distant land of Arkansas!

Legend has it that Arkansas came to be after the union of an aardvark and the state of Kansas!

*gets email*

Oh

This just in, apparently the parents of Arkansas are not an aardvark and Kansas. I’ve been informed that Arkansas does not have parents because it is an area of land.

Huh, who knew 🤔